/** * A simple set of functions to check our version 1.0 update service. * * @package WordPress * @since 2.3.0 */ /** * Check WordPress version against the newest version. * * The WordPress version, PHP version, and Locale is sent. Checks against the * WordPress server at api.wordpress.org server. Will only check if WordPress * isn't installing. * * @since 2.3.0 * @uses $wp_version Used to check against the newest WordPress version. * * @param array $extra_stats Extra statistics to report to the WordPress.org API. * @param bool $force_check Whether to bypass the transient cache and force a fresh update check. Defaults to false, true if $extra_stats is set. * @return mixed Returns null if update is unsupported. Returns false if check is too soon. */ function wp_version_check( $extra_stats = array(), $force_check = false ) { if ( defined('WP_INSTALLING') ) return; global $wpdb, $wp_local_package; include( ABSPATH . WPINC . '/version.php' ); // include an unmodified $wp_version $php_version = phpversion(); $current = get_site_transient( 'update_core' ); $translations = wp_get_installed_translations( 'core' ); // Invalidate the transient when $wp_version changes if ( is_object( $current ) && $wp_version != $current->version_checked ) $current = false; if ( ! is_object($current) ) { $current = new stdClass; $current->updates = array(); $current->version_checked = $wp_version; } if ( ! empty( $extra_stats ) ) $force_check = true; // Wait 60 seconds between multiple version check requests $timeout = 60; $time_not_changed = isset( $current->last_checked ) && $timeout > ( time() - $current->last_checked ); if ( ! $force_check && $time_not_changed ) return false; $locale = get_locale(); /** * Filter the locale requested for WordPress core translations. * * @since 2.8.0 * * @param string $locale Current locale. */ $locale = apply_filters( 'core_version_check_locale', $locale ); // Update last_checked for current to prevent multiple blocking requests if request hangs $current->last_checked = time(); set_site_transient( 'update_core', $current ); if ( method_exists( $wpdb, 'db_version' ) ) $mysql_version = preg_replace('/[^0-9.].*/', '', $wpdb->db_version()); else $mysql_version = 'N/A'; if ( is_multisite() ) { $user_count = get_user_count(); $num_blogs = get_blog_count(); $wp_install = network_site_url(); $multisite_enabled = 1; } else { $user_count = count_users(); $user_count = $user_count['total_users']; $multisite_enabled = 0; $num_blogs = 1; $wp_install = home_url( '/' ); } $query = array( 'version' => $wp_version, 'php' => $php_version, 'locale' => $locale, 'mysql' => $mysql_version, 'local_package' => isset( $wp_local_package ) ? $wp_local_package : '', 'blogs' => $num_blogs, 'users' => $user_count, 'multisite_enabled' => $multisite_enabled, ); $post_body = array( 'translations' => json_encode( $translations ), ); if ( is_array( $extra_stats ) ) $post_body = array_merge( $post_body, $extra_stats ); $url = $http_url = 'http://api.wordpress.org/core/version-check/1.7/?' . http_build_query( $query, null, '&' ); if ( $ssl = wp_http_supports( array( 'ssl' ) ) ) $url = set_url_scheme( $url, 'https' ); $options = array( 'timeout' => ( ( defined('DOING_CRON') && DOING_CRON ) ? 30 : 3 ), 'user-agent' => 'WordPress/' . $wp_version . '; ' . home_url( '/' ), 'headers' => array( 'wp_install' => $wp_install, 'wp_blog' => home_url( '/' ) ), 'body' => $post_body, ); $response = wp_remote_post( $url, $options ); if ( $ssl && is_wp_error( $response ) ) { trigger_error( __( 'An unexpected error occurred. Something may be wrong with WordPress.org or this server’s configuration. If you continue to have problems, please try the support forums.' ) . ' ' . __( '(WordPress could not establish a secure connection to WordPress.org. Please contact your server administrator.)' ), headers_sent() || WP_DEBUG ? E_USER_WARNING : E_USER_NOTICE ); $response = wp_remote_post( $http_url, $options ); } if ( is_wp_error( $response ) || 200 != wp_remote_retrieve_response_code( $response ) ) return false; $body = trim( wp_remote_retrieve_body( $response ) ); $body = json_decode( $body, true ); if ( ! is_array( $body ) || ! isset( $body['offers'] ) ) return false; $offers = $body['offers']; foreach ( $offers as &$offer ) { foreach ( $offer as $offer_key => $value ) { if ( 'packages' == $offer_key ) $offer['packages'] = (object) array_intersect_key( array_map( 'esc_url', $offer['packages'] ), array_fill_keys( array( 'full', 'no_content', 'new_bundled', 'partial', 'rollback' ), '' ) ); elseif ( 'download' == $offer_key ) $offer['download'] = esc_url( $value ); else $offer[ $offer_key ] = esc_html( $value ); } $offer = (object) array_intersect_key( $offer, array_fill_keys( array( 'response', 'download', 'locale', 'packages', 'current', 'version', 'php_version', 'mysql_version', 'new_bundled', 'partial_version', 'notify_email', 'support_email' ), '' ) ); } $updates = new stdClass(); $updates->updates = $offers; $updates->last_checked = time(); $updates->version_checked = $wp_version; if ( isset( $body['translations'] ) ) $updates->translations = $body['translations']; set_site_transient( 'update_core', $updates ); if ( ! empty( $body['ttl'] ) ) { $ttl = (int) $body['ttl']; if ( $ttl && ( time() + $ttl < wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_version_check' ) ) ) { // Queue an event to re-run the update check in $ttl seconds. wp_schedule_single_event( time() + $ttl, 'wp_version_check' ); } } // Trigger a background updates check if running non-interactively, and we weren't called from the update handler. if ( defined( 'DOING_CRON' ) && DOING_CRON && ! doing_action( 'wp_maybe_auto_update' ) ) { do_action( 'wp_maybe_auto_update' ); } } /** * Check plugin versions against the latest versions hosted on WordPress.org. * * The WordPress version, PHP version, and Locale is sent along with a list of * all plugins installed. Checks against the WordPress server at * api.wordpress.org. Will only check if WordPress isn't installing. * * @since 2.3.0 * @uses $wp_version Used to notify the WordPress version. * * @param array $extra_stats Extra statistics to report to the WordPress.org API. * @return mixed Returns null if update is unsupported. Returns false if check is too soon. */ function wp_update_plugins( $extra_stats = array() ) { include( ABSPATH . WPINC . '/version.php' ); // include an unmodified $wp_version if ( defined('WP_INSTALLING') ) return false; // If running blog-side, bail unless we've not checked in the last 12 hours if ( !function_exists( 'get_plugins' ) ) require_once( ABSPATH . 'wp-admin/includes/plugin.php' ); $plugins = get_plugins(); $translations = wp_get_installed_translations( 'plugins' ); $active = get_option( 'active_plugins', array() ); $current = get_site_transient( 'update_plugins' ); if ( ! is_object($current) ) $current = new stdClass; $new_option = new stdClass; $new_option->last_checked = time(); // Check for update on a different schedule, depending on the page. switch ( current_filter() ) { case 'upgrader_process_complete' : $timeout = 0; break; case 'load-update-core.php' : $timeout = MINUTE_IN_SECONDS; break; case 'load-plugins.php' : case 'load-update.php' : $timeout = HOUR_IN_SECONDS; break; default : if ( defined( 'DOING_CRON' ) && DOING_CRON ) { $timeout = 0; } else { $timeout = 12 * HOUR_IN_SECONDS; } } $time_not_changed = isset( $current->last_checked ) && $timeout > ( time() - $current->last_checked ); if ( $time_not_changed && ! $extra_stats ) { $plugin_changed = false; foreach ( $plugins as $file => $p ) { $new_option->checked[ $file ] = $p['Version']; if ( !isset( $current->checked[ $file ] ) || strval($current->checked[ $file ]) !== strval($p['Version']) ) $plugin_changed = true; } if ( isset ( $current->response ) && is_array( $current->response ) ) { foreach ( $current->response as $plugin_file => $update_details ) { if ( ! isset($plugins[ $plugin_file ]) ) { $plugin_changed = true; break; } } } // Bail if we've checked recently and if nothing has changed if ( ! $plugin_changed ) return false; } // Update last_checked for current to prevent multiple blocking requests if request hangs $current->last_checked = time(); set_site_transient( 'update_plugins', $current ); $to_send = compact( 'plugins', 'active' ); $locales = array( get_locale() ); /** * Filter the locales requested for plugin translations. * * @since 3.7.0 * * @param array $locales Plugin locale. Default is current locale of the site. */ $locales = apply_filters( 'plugins_update_check_locales', $locales ); if ( defined( 'DOING_CRON' ) && DOING_CRON ) { $timeout = 30; } else { // Three seconds, plus one extra second for every 10 plugins $timeout = 3 + (int) ( count( $plugins ) / 10 ); } $options = array( 'timeout' => $timeout, 'body' => array( 'plugins' => json_encode( $to_send ), 'translations' => json_encode( $translations ), 'locale' => json_encode( $locales ), 'all' => json_encode( true ), ), 'user-agent' => 'WordPress/' . $wp_version . '; ' . get_bloginfo( 'url' ) ); if ( $extra_stats ) { $options['body']['update_stats'] = json_encode( $extra_stats ); } $url = $http_url = 'http://api.wordpress.org/plugins/update-check/1.1/'; if ( $ssl = wp_http_supports( array( 'ssl' ) ) ) $url = set_url_scheme( $url, 'https' ); $raw_response = wp_remote_post( $url, $options ); if ( $ssl && is_wp_error( $raw_response ) ) { trigger_error( __( 'An unexpected error occurred. Something may be wrong with WordPress.org or this server’s configuration. If you continue to have problems, please try the support forums.' ) . ' ' . __( '(WordPress could not establish a secure connection to WordPress.org. Please contact your server administrator.)' ), headers_sent() || WP_DEBUG ? E_USER_WARNING : E_USER_NOTICE ); $raw_response = wp_remote_post( $http_url, $options ); } if ( is_wp_error( $raw_response ) || 200 != wp_remote_retrieve_response_code( $raw_response ) ) return false; $response = json_decode( wp_remote_retrieve_body( $raw_response ), true ); foreach ( $response['plugins'] as &$plugin ) { $plugin = (object) $plugin; } unset( $plugin ); foreach ( $response['no_update'] as &$plugin ) { $plugin = (object) $plugin; } unset( $plugin ); if ( is_array( $response ) ) { $new_option->response = $response['plugins']; $new_option->translations = $response['translations']; // TODO: Perhaps better to store no_update in a separate transient with an expiry? $new_option->no_update = $response['no_update']; } else { $new_option->response = array(); $new_option->translations = array(); $new_option->no_update = array(); } set_site_transient( 'update_plugins', $new_option ); } /** * Check theme versions against the latest versions hosted on WordPress.org. * * A list of all themes installed in sent to WP. Checks against the * WordPress server at api.wordpress.org. Will only check if WordPress isn't * installing. * * @since 2.7.0 * @uses $wp_version Used to notify the WordPress version. * * @param array $extra_stats Extra statistics to report to the WordPress.org API. * @return mixed Returns null if update is unsupported. Returns false if check is too soon. */ function wp_update_themes( $extra_stats = array() ) { include( ABSPATH . WPINC . '/version.php' ); // include an unmodified $wp_version if ( defined( 'WP_INSTALLING' ) ) return false; $installed_themes = wp_get_themes(); $translations = wp_get_installed_translations( 'themes' ); $last_update = get_site_transient( 'update_themes' ); if ( ! is_object($last_update) ) $last_update = new stdClass; $themes = $checked = $request = array(); // Put slug of current theme into request. $request['active'] = get_option( 'stylesheet' ); foreach ( $installed_themes as $theme ) { $checked[ $theme->get_stylesheet() ] = $theme->get('Version'); $themes[ $theme->get_stylesheet() ] = array( 'Name' => $theme->get('Name'), 'Title' => $theme->get('Name'), 'Version' => $theme->get('Version'), 'Author' => $theme->get('Author'), 'Author URI' => $theme->get('AuthorURI'), 'Template' => $theme->get_template(), 'Stylesheet' => $theme->get_stylesheet(), ); } // Check for update on a different schedule, depending on the page. switch ( current_filter() ) { case 'upgrader_process_complete' : $timeout = 0; break; case 'load-update-core.php' : $timeout = MINUTE_IN_SECONDS; break; case 'load-themes.php' : case 'load-update.php' : $timeout = HOUR_IN_SECONDS; break; default : if ( defined( 'DOING_CRON' ) && DOING_CRON ) { $timeout = 0; } else { $timeout = 12 * HOUR_IN_SECONDS; } } $time_not_changed = isset( $last_update->last_checked ) && $timeout > ( time() - $last_update->last_checked ); if ( $time_not_changed && ! $extra_stats ) { $theme_changed = false; foreach ( $checked as $slug => $v ) { if ( !isset( $last_update->checked[ $slug ] ) || strval($last_update->checked[ $slug ]) !== strval($v) ) $theme_changed = true; } if ( isset ( $last_update->response ) && is_array( $last_update->response ) ) { foreach ( $last_update->response as $slug => $update_details ) { if ( ! isset($checked[ $slug ]) ) { $theme_changed = true; break; } } } // Bail if we've checked recently and if nothing has changed if ( ! $theme_changed ) return false; } // Update last_checked for current to prevent multiple blocking requests if request hangs $last_update->last_checked = time(); set_site_transient( 'update_themes', $last_update ); $request['themes'] = $themes; $locales = array( get_locale() ); /** * Filter the locales requested for theme translations. * * @since 3.7.0 * * @param array $locales Theme locale. Default is current locale of the site. */ $locales = apply_filters( 'themes_update_check_locales', $locales ); if ( defined( 'DOING_CRON' ) && DOING_CRON ) { $timeout = 30; } else { // Three seconds, plus one extra second for every 10 themes $timeout = 3 + (int) ( count( $themes ) / 10 ); } $options = array( 'timeout' => $timeout, 'body' => array( 'themes' => json_encode( $request ), 'translations' => json_encode( $translations ), 'locale' => json_encode( $locales ), ), 'user-agent' => 'WordPress/' . $wp_version . '; ' . get_bloginfo( 'url' ) ); if ( $extra_stats ) { $options['body']['update_stats'] = json_encode( $extra_stats ); } $url = $http_url = 'http://api.wordpress.org/themes/update-check/1.1/'; if ( $ssl = wp_http_supports( array( 'ssl' ) ) ) $url = set_url_scheme( $url, 'https' ); $raw_response = wp_remote_post( $url, $options ); if ( $ssl && is_wp_error( $raw_response ) ) { trigger_error( __( 'An unexpected error occurred. Something may be wrong with WordPress.org or this server’s configuration. If you continue to have problems, please try the support forums.' ) . ' ' . __( '(WordPress could not establish a secure connection to WordPress.org. Please contact your server administrator.)' ), headers_sent() || WP_DEBUG ? E_USER_WARNING : E_USER_NOTICE ); $raw_response = wp_remote_post( $http_url, $options ); } if ( is_wp_error( $raw_response ) || 200 != wp_remote_retrieve_response_code( $raw_response ) ) return false; $new_update = new stdClass; $new_update->last_checked = time(); $new_update->checked = $checked; $response = json_decode( wp_remote_retrieve_body( $raw_response ), true ); if ( is_array( $response ) ) { $new_update->response = $response['themes']; $new_update->translations = $response['translations']; } set_site_transient( 'update_themes', $new_update ); } /** * Performs WordPress automatic background updates. * * @since 3.7.0 */ function wp_maybe_auto_update() { include_once( ABSPATH . '/wp-admin/includes/admin.php' ); include_once( ABSPATH . '/wp-admin/includes/class-wp-upgrader.php' ); $upgrader = new WP_Automatic_Updater; $upgrader->run(); } /** * Retrieves a list of all language updates available. * * @since 3.7.0 */ function wp_get_translation_updates() { $updates = array(); $transients = array( 'update_core' => 'core', 'update_plugins' => 'plugin', 'update_themes' => 'theme' ); foreach ( $transients as $transient => $type ) { $transient = get_site_transient( $transient ); if ( empty( $transient->translations ) ) continue; foreach ( $transient->translations as $translation ) { $updates[] = (object) $translation; } } return $updates; } /** * Collect counts and UI strings for available updates * * @since 3.3.0 * * @return array */ function wp_get_update_data() { $counts = array( 'plugins' => 0, 'themes' => 0, 'wordpress' => 0, 'translations' => 0 ); if ( $plugins = current_user_can( 'update_plugins' ) ) { $update_plugins = get_site_transient( 'update_plugins' ); if ( ! empty( $update_plugins->response ) ) $counts['plugins'] = count( $update_plugins->response ); } if ( $themes = current_user_can( 'update_themes' ) ) { $update_themes = get_site_transient( 'update_themes' ); if ( ! empty( $update_themes->response ) ) $counts['themes'] = count( $update_themes->response ); } if ( ( $core = current_user_can( 'update_core' ) ) && function_exists( 'get_core_updates' ) ) { $update_wordpress = get_core_updates( array('dismissed' => false) ); if ( ! empty( $update_wordpress ) && ! in_array( $update_wordpress[0]->response, array('development', 'latest') ) && current_user_can('update_core') ) $counts['wordpress'] = 1; } if ( ( $core || $plugins || $themes ) && wp_get_translation_updates() ) $counts['translations'] = 1; $counts['total'] = $counts['plugins'] + $counts['themes'] + $counts['wordpress'] + $counts['translations']; $titles = array(); if ( $counts['wordpress'] ) $titles['wordpress'] = sprintf( __( '%d WordPress Update'), $counts['wordpress'] ); if ( $counts['plugins'] ) $titles['plugins'] = sprintf( _n( '%d Plugin Update', '%d Plugin Updates', $counts['plugins'] ), $counts['plugins'] ); if ( $counts['themes'] ) $titles['themes'] = sprintf( _n( '%d Theme Update', '%d Theme Updates', $counts['themes'] ), $counts['themes'] ); if ( $counts['translations'] ) $titles['translations'] = __( 'Translation Updates' ); $update_title = $titles ? esc_attr( implode( ', ', $titles ) ) : ''; $update_data = array( 'counts' => $counts, 'title' => $update_title ); /** * Filter the returned array of update data for plugins, themes, and WordPress core. * * @since 3.5.0 * * @param array $update_data { * Fetched update data. * * @type array $counts An array of counts for available plugin, theme, and WordPress updates. * @type string $update_title Titles of available updates. * } * @param array $titles An array of update counts and UI strings for available updates. */ return apply_filters( 'wp_get_update_data', $update_data, $titles ); } function _maybe_update_core() { include( ABSPATH . WPINC . '/version.php' ); // include an unmodified $wp_version $current = get_site_transient( 'update_core' ); if ( isset( $current->last_checked ) && 12 * HOUR_IN_SECONDS > ( time() - $current->last_checked ) && isset( $current->version_checked ) && $current->version_checked == $wp_version ) return; wp_version_check(); } /** * Check the last time plugins were run before checking plugin versions. * * This might have been backported to WordPress 2.6.1 for performance reasons. * This is used for the wp-admin to check only so often instead of every page * load. * * @since 2.7.0 * @access private */ function _maybe_update_plugins() { $current = get_site_transient( 'update_plugins' ); if ( isset( $current->last_checked ) && 12 * HOUR_IN_SECONDS > ( time() - $current->last_checked ) ) return; wp_update_plugins(); } /** * Check themes versions only after a duration of time. * * This is for performance reasons to make sure that on the theme version * checker is not run on every page load. * * @since 2.7.0 * @access private */ function _maybe_update_themes() { $current = get_site_transient( 'update_themes' ); if ( isset( $current->last_checked ) && 12 * HOUR_IN_SECONDS > ( time() - $current->last_checked ) ) return; wp_update_themes(); } /** * Schedule core, theme, and plugin update checks. * * @since 3.1.0 */ function wp_schedule_update_checks() { if ( !wp_next_scheduled('wp_version_check') && !defined('WP_INSTALLING') ) wp_schedule_event(time(), 'twicedaily', 'wp_version_check'); if ( !wp_next_scheduled('wp_update_plugins') && !defined('WP_INSTALLING') ) wp_schedule_event(time(), 'twicedaily', 'wp_update_plugins'); if ( !wp_next_scheduled('wp_update_themes') && !defined('WP_INSTALLING') ) wp_schedule_event(time(), 'twicedaily', 'wp_update_themes'); if ( ( wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_maybe_auto_update' ) > ( time() + HOUR_IN_SECONDS ) ) && ! defined('WP_INSTALLING') ) wp_clear_scheduled_hook( 'wp_maybe_auto_update' ); } if ( ( ! is_main_site() && ! is_network_admin() ) || ( defined( 'DOING_AJAX' ) && DOING_AJAX ) ) return; add_action( 'admin_init', '_maybe_update_core' ); add_action( 'wp_version_check', 'wp_version_check' ); add_action( 'upgrader_process_complete', 'wp_version_check', 10, 0 ); add_action( 'load-plugins.php', 'wp_update_plugins' ); add_action( 'load-update.php', 'wp_update_plugins' ); add_action( 'load-update-core.php', 'wp_update_plugins' ); add_action( 'admin_init', '_maybe_update_plugins' ); add_action( 'wp_update_plugins', 'wp_update_plugins' ); add_action( 'upgrader_process_complete', 'wp_update_plugins', 10, 0 ); add_action( 'load-themes.php', 'wp_update_themes' ); add_action( 'load-update.php', 'wp_update_themes' ); add_action( 'load-update-core.php', 'wp_update_themes' ); add_action( 'admin_init', '_maybe_update_themes' ); add_action( 'wp_update_themes', 'wp_update_themes' ); add_action( 'upgrader_process_complete', 'wp_update_themes', 10, 0 ); add_action( 'wp_maybe_auto_update', 'wp_maybe_auto_update' ); add_action('init', 'wp_schedule_update_checks'); Cómo saludar a un político corruptoSesiónDeControl.com
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Borja Terán

Periodista y realizador. Analizo el pasado, presente y futuro de la televisión en lainformacion.com, 'La Mañana de Cope' y falsodirecto.com, entre otros medios. Fui redactor de TP, Supertele y Teleindiscreta. Me forjé como ayudante de realización en RTVE. He sido dircom de 'Seis puntos sobre Emma' y, actualmente, también desarrollo contenidos para cine, tele e internet.


Escrito el 15 de febrero de 2013 a las 9:45 | Clasificado en Televisión

No todas las televisiones se atreven a arriesgar con el humor al que más miedo tienen algunos políticos: la ironía inteligente. Pero internet se está llenando de parodistas que logran más audiencia que muchas tertulias de la TDT. La última está arrasando en visionados en menos de 7 días.

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Captura del gag "Cómo saludar a un político corrupto"

La crisis ha mermado la capacidad de riesgo de las cadenas de televisión. No hay hueco para espacios imprudentes. Menos aún si son incómodos para la política. Sólo La Sexta está apostando por el humor más crítico contra el poder.

Así que en Youtube se ha abierto una interesante ventana para la creación de contenidos multimedia donde el humor y una fina crítica social van de la mano. Youtube ha democratizado la creación audiovisual.

La red social de vídeos se ha convertido en un hervidero de ideas que bien podría ser cantera de nuevos guionistas de programas con audiencias millonarias. De hecho, estos creadores logran verdaderos hitos de visitas en internet, algunos, incluso, pueden vivir de sus vídeos gracias a los ingresos económicos que reporta Google.

Unos por encima del resto

No obstante, por talento y visión de futuro, hay dos realizadores que destacan dentro del caos de ‘youtubers’: Elvisa o Desahogada. Los vídeos de estos dos personajes arrasan en visitantes. Superan en audiencia a programas de la TDT. Y cumplen las claves para expandirse por la red: son breves, rápidos, divertidos e incorporan un plus trascendental en sus piezas.

Estos vídeos logran convertirse en una atinada parodia de la sociedad que nos está tocando vivir, una corrosiva visión del mundo con la que es fácil sentirte identificado mientras te ríes.

Elvisa, con su parodia habitual de los tutoriales de belleza que inundan Youtube, ha explicado esta semana cómo saludar a un político. La explicación de cincuenta segundos, en sólo seis días, ha superado los 250.000 visionados. Imparable.

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